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draks-nsfw-doodles: Streaming LIVE on Picarto! Working on commissions and chillin’. Come keep me company while I avoid wanting to die because of Minnesota’s bipolar-ass weather patterns. Join up, if you can! ==> https://picarto.tv/Drakatha <==
freckledandholy: snk-classics: so this is what it looks like when you use the maneuever gear #id probably smash into all of the trees i wont even die because of a titan i’d just die from hitting everything
askchenryu: “Just exercise regularly! For me, I don’t really have much else to do down here.” *dies because of massive blood loss* C-Chen, y-you l-little… @w@;
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Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
fuckoffstraightpeople: “reward your husband when he does chores” lmao nope is he your child? does he reward you whenever you do what he just expects of you? not a chance “Divorce your wife because she’s a lazy bitch that doesn’t help out
Just played a Bot game of League on Latin America North. You know, cause I was bored.I had 17 ping.My ping was so good that I died because I cancelled three auto attacks in succession by doing attack-move as Vayne way too quickly.Riot wtf please get us
thealishadimension: thesecarryingarms: bellabitchh: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
Goodbye.
fuckimation: the thing in the world i most despise is when you’re trying to get ketchup out of the bottle but the little ketchup juice comes out that’s fucking disgusting i dont want your ketchup pre-cum stop that
malkiewicz: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
fini-mun: gojira007: (Commision pic by @fini-mun) “You will fail,” the familiar biting voice cut into her ear. “You will fail, and they will all die because of it.” “You’re not real,” she growled back, slowly lifting the ruby into
guys i have died and gone to heaven and it’s all because of @claystorks and letters for lucardo
pastelpinksummer: femmejackfrost: Guess he was tired of playing Jacks that died in frozen water to save girls I just spit my tea on my screen because of you
Did you all know I almost died because of fat phobia in the medical world?
gominshi:Because of you, the forest will die.もののけ姫 Princess Mononoke┃1997
solarsensei:officialcrow:solarsensei: Honestly, how much “culture” is in the shit that will kill you?To claim codeine and lean as black culture is ignorant and self destructive.If you’re gonna do that dumb shit and die because of it, that’s personal,
fall-and-imagine: I’m going to keep bringing this up because the fact that so many people understand what it’s like to be ridiculed for being over weight from a young age disgusts me. I know many people will re-tweet or reblog this out of humor and
geminoodle: i will die because of this ship probably
home is home, you know
ragingbeard: lolame: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB. hahahahahahahaha
bellabitchh: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
thealishadimension: thesecarryingarms: bellabitchh: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB. I
sic-semper-cynicus: lookitslipe: sweettartsloveryo: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB. Damn
dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww: i did that redraw anime thing because FUCK YOU ZURA WHY DON’T YOU JUST DIE. YOU GOTTA BE ZURAKO YOU GOTTA BE FABULOUS
mostly-jensen: lemondropsonice: How in the world will I begin to let you walk right out my life - SN: 01x12 #I am dying because of realization #Dying because of parallels #Dying because it has always been about Dean’s heart #Ever since the first
dethhead: thatonenerdybroad: eddietg: If you own a dog, please share. Even if you don’t own a dog, please share my dog died because of chocolate..
steveholtvstheuniverse: chellychuu: snazzapplesweet: If You’re good enough friends with your pokemon sometimes they will just refuse to die for you im gunna fu cking cRY., this is honestly my favorite part of the new games. Your pokemon will land
crash-mcbarason: to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
immafuckinunicorn: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB. I must reblog this every time it hits
stereobone: Have you ever wondered why Loki’s eyes are so blue in The Avengers? In fact, Tom Hiddleston’s eyes are blue and he had to use green contacts plus effects in Thor. Loki’s eyes are blue in The Avengers because of his scepter. The same
unicornbl000d: psirensonzai: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. you had ONE JOB PHIL. ONE. JOB.
al3xmar5: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. Phil, you’re worse than Tyrone. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PHIL. GODDAMNIT TYRONE.
itsamooseonajew: “ I am drunk, but I’m also right. You have made me a worse doctor. And people are going to die because of that. And…..You are totally worth it. If i had to choose between saving everyone or loving you and being happy, I’d choose
You’re the knife in my gut that is keeping me alive. Because of you I suffer, but without you I die.
xparachute: Jumping from a bridge must be so beautful, to get that rush and certainty that your going to die because of the slim chance that you will, only to end up okay when you hit the water. It’s almost like dying, without as much commitment. When
mirxcles: Uncle Phil that we all loved from Fresh Prince has passed away last night, December 31st 2013 at age 65. He had Heart Surgery last night, and died because of severe complications from the surgery. You made tons of people smile, laugh, and
When people blame highly intelligent animals for human deaths and say they deserved to die because of it, despite confining them, subjecting them to every day abuse, and maltreating them you are truly a fucking piece of shit. You do realize that if we
sft425: pastelpinksummer: femmejackfrost: Guess he was tired of playing Jacks that died in frozen water to save girls I just spit my tea on my screen because of you anaisalicious
Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB. I will never not reblog this.
naps-and-tortillas: College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5
I’m about to hurt some feelings but if you die because of drug overdose then I have no sympathy for you. Congrats. What an awesome way to die dude… 👺
